Total Medals Earned: 233 (From 59 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,720 Points
Medals Earned: 6/12 (190/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Medals Earned: 3/5 (30/140 points)
Discover strange wild life
Discover uniformity!
Collect 123 coins !
Medals Earned: 1/12 (50/440 points)
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 5/32 (50/500 points)
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/85 points)
Pick up some fuel
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Pick up your Keys
Pick up a battery
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Medals Earned: 3/3 (80/80 points)
Reach stage 10 of growth (half way there)
Beat the game in under 4 minutes and 20 seconds
Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/310 points)
Defeat Vasekto's 2nd form
Defeat Vasekto's first form
Lose all your lives
Get spiked
Blow up all roaming bots
Defeat Vasekto's 3rd form
Defeat Vasekto's 4th form
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/20 points)
A date. With coffee.
Didn't get a Date.
Declined a date.
Kisses, kisses, kisses.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/100 points)
Escape the raptor
Get past the triceratops
Save the witch doctor
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Checking The Game
Finishing Level 5
Finishing Level 10
Finishing Level 15
Finishing Level 24